Hardy Har!

Later this week, I'm going to abandon my wife and daughter and go see Superman. I have to, you see. It's a geek requirement. I was planning on seeing it on the way back home. So this weekend as we were out and about, I told Lynn that I'd checked on the movie times. "Looks like the later ones are at 7 or 7:30, and then again at 10 or 10:30. So I guess I'll come home, do a little-" and then I gave her the universal hand symbol for sexual intercourse. She replied, "What, put your finger in and out of your hand?" Niiiiiiiiiiiice. Yep, that's what I gotta live with, folks. 'Course, I wouldn't have it any other way.